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Ma and Pa [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  coathangerdeathyank
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Release Date:  Oct 26th, 2010
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Ma and Pa farmer were sitting out on the stoop. Pa farmer reached over to Ma, grabbed her chest and said, "You know, Ma, if I could get milk out of them things, I surely wouldn't need all those cows over there."

A short while later, Pa grabbed Ma's crotch and said, "You know, Ma, if I could get eggs out of this thing, I wouldn't need all those chickens over there."

Ma looked at Pa, grabbed his pecker and said, "You know, Pa, if I could get a hard-on out of this thing, I wouldn't need the neighbor."




 
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no worry (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
because his chuldern are from the neighbor !



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