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Submitted by: batty_butty |
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Total Views: 4376 |
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Release Date: Jul 16th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 1 rate(s)
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A little boy and girl go trick or treating.
They knock on the door of a house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill," the girl replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.
They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door.
"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel," says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!"
Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again.
This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now!?" he asks.
"Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 peanuts (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
M&M's are smaller i think |
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