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Submitted by: Brieanna |
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Total Views: 1882 |
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Release Date: Jul 15th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.
2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.
3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
4. I know where you live.
5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.
7. Happy faces.
8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.
9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Cool! (by blackrose, Jul 12th, 2007)
Get a job, easy to have a resume like this? Hehe |
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