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	Submitted by:  k00l_it Total Views:  1307 Release Date:  Sep 16th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes," the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied. "They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'." Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  2 [Add Comment] She's prayin' (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007) For the happiness, man. It's wonderful. poor the priest (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007) poor the priest, the church would have been dirty!!!
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