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Little nine year old girl in church [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  k00l_it
Total Views:  1307
Release Date:  Sep 16th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little girl replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'."




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
She's prayin' (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
For the happiness, man. It's wonderful.
poor the priest (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
poor the priest, the church would have been dirty!!!



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