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Little johnny told a lesson [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jurislaw
Total Views:  1125
Release Date:  Sep 28th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he
is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother
quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees
the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the
whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then
come give your real father a big hug."




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Cool memory (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
He can remind of it really cool. Ha ha.
plez dont tell (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hic, plez dont tell anyone that!!!



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