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	Submitted by:  Blackheart Total Views:  2025 Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent    Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone    tell me a sentence   with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is    definitely blue." "Thats   not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."    Young Sally tried :"The   grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or   brown too!"    Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have   lumps?" The   teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking    about?" So Johnny   says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely sh*t my pants!"    Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  5 [Add Comment] Playing! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007) He's real play boy! Kinda funny :)). (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007) He's the best pupil in the class :)). So funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007) I will send it to my friends! Wat da heck? (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007) =)). I can't help laughing, man =)). hic, smelly! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007) can u smell it?
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