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Submitted by: Blackheart |
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Total Views: 2025 |
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Release Date: Jul 3rd, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone
tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is
definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red."
Young Sally tried :"The grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or brown too!"
Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have lumps?" The teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking
about?" So Johnny says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely sh*t my pants!"
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Comment: 5
[Add Comment]
 Playing! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
He's real play boy! |
Kinda funny :)). (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
He's the best pupil in the class :)). |
So funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I will send it to my friends! |
Wat da heck? (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
=)). I can't help laughing, man =)). |
hic, smelly! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
can u smell it? |
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