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Submitted by: leandro |
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Total Views: 1591 |
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Release Date: Jul 1st, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and shat on the carpet."
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Comment: 3
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 Kid (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Better than his father! |
Yes, he is :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
That's the first step in his life. Let's wait for another :)). |
good observantion (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
nope, he has a good obsevantion, in deed!!! :)) |
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Little Johnny being literal 
