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Submitted by: CyberPussy |
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Total Views: 1927 |
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Release Date: Jun 16th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried
to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with
friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get
Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework,
video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and
forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to
quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle
stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the
room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without
Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be
seen and the card players continued without any further
interruptions.
After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle,
"What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a
peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to
masturbate."
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Comment: 5
[Add Comment]
 What did he do? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
He's so funny! |
Cute boy! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
He's so young and innocent :X. |
Funny (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I like it! |
Oh, another one!! (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Reputation, let's check it out, boy. |
bad uncle! (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
very bad indeed, showing the boy to do that. why doesnot he let the boy discover it himself? =)) |
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