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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
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Submitted by: kareen_and_daron |
Total Views: 1261 |
Release Date: Sep 15th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

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Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls
down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes
running into the room wondering what's going on. He tells his mother
"Mommy, the toilet seat fell on top of my penis. Kiss it better."
"Johnny you are getting more and more like your father everyday."
His mother says.
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Comment: 2
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:))... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007) It's like the name of Lil' Wayne's new album :)). Really funny. |
so natural (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007) it is so natural, isnt it??? :D |
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