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Submitted by: Exphasia |
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Total Views: 2279 |
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Release Date: Jun 21st, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullsh*tting about how
tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick
that!" Tommy said.
"That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his ass
in 10 years... so lick that!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Dirty.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
It sucks, man. I hate telling people to lick sth. Really dirty :|. |
dare u??? (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
Dare u lick that! khekhe |
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Lick that 
