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Submitted by:  frewqrewrewqrewq
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Release Date:  Dec 28th, 2010
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When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;

When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.�

-- Lin Yutang

�Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.�

-- Ambrose Bierce "A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.�

-- Benjamin Franklin

�Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.�

-- Oscar Wilde

�In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.�

-- Lenny Bruce

�I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.�

-- Voltaire




 
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Much interesting! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
God, I can't stop laughing!



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