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	Submitted by:  frewqrewrewqrewq Total Views:  1408 Release Date:  Dec 28th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty; When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace; When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.� -- Lin Yutang �Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.� -- Ambrose Bierce "A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.� -- Benjamin Franklin �Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.� -- Oscar Wilde �In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.� -- Lenny Bruce �I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.� -- Voltaire Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Much interesting! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) God, I can't stop laughing!
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