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Leaving money for the dead [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  loss_soul
Total Views:  1376
Release Date:  Dec 23rd, 2010
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A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they�ll have something to spend over there."

They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same. The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.




 
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Ridiculous! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
The lawyer doesn't let the dead man go!!! In the hell, he must pay the bill. Poor u!



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