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Submitted by: eameeameryamery |
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Release Date: Dec 3rd, 2010 |
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Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"
The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."
The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"
The first says, "That�s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Easy to guess! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
We can see shape of body can find what his job?? |
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Lawyers give irrelevant information 
