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Submitted by:  eameeameryamery
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Release Date:  Dec 3rd, 2010
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Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.

One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"

The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."

Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."

The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"

The first says, "That�s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."




 
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Easy to guess! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
We can see shape of body can find what his job??



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