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Submitted by: imaddictedtosex |
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Total Views: 1341 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road.
Going by instinct, the lawyer figured that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Poor donkey! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
If a donkey is lawyer??? Why we call one a donkey, one a lawyer! |
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