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Lawyer In Hell 2 [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gothic_royalty
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Release Date:  Nov 28th, 2010
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A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."




 
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Good life! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
I bet that lawyer doesn't suit with the Heaven!



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