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	Submitted by:  ariana_victoria Total Views:  1410 Release Date:  Nov 16th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] God, I can't stand laughing! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) Die but always disturbed. That lawyer will be feel something unpleasing to the ear!!!!!
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