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Lawyer Brains [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  darksatanas
Total Views:  1310
Release Date:  Nov 17th, 2010
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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’ So he asks the man behind the cashregister, “how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00?” The man replies, “do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”



 
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Lawyers! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
If i divide it, maybe one lawyer's brain $0.09 . Haha



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