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Submitted by: koena_heart |
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Total Views: 1153 |
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Release Date: Oct 25th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors.
As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.
Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."
As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney.
"Only to mow my lawn."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Nice job (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
He's putting his effort on completing it. It's good! |
watch our wat u've said. (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
watch our wat u've said. it can be the proof in a court :D |
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