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Late for school [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  FlameJack
Total Views:  2122
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 2 rate(s)

Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there his teacher asked, "Why are you late little Johnny?" Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss." The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad." Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry, the crematorium doesn't muck around!"



 
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doesn't muck around! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the crematorium doesn't muck around!



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