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Submitted by: FlameJack |
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Total Views: 2122 |
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Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: Poor | 2 rate(s)
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Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there
his teacher asked,
"Why are you late little Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss."
The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad."
Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry, the crematorium doesn't
muck around!"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 doesn't muck around! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the crematorium doesn't
muck around! |
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