|
 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: FlameJack |
|
Total Views: 2122 |
|
Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: Poor | 2 rate(s)
|
|
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there
his teacher asked,
"Why are you late little Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss."
The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad."
Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry, the crematorium doesn't
muck around!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 doesn't muck around! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the crematorium doesn't
muck around! |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Skeletons
The teacher:. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
The little boy: it is becau...
Total Views: 1262; |
|
|
|
|
Little Johnny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little...
Total Views: 1591; |
|
|
|
|
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What s...
Total Views: 1150; |
|
|
|
|
A little girl and a little boy
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl
approaches t...
Total Views: 2335; |
|
|
|
|
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?&q...
Total Views: 1378; |
|
|
|
|
Neighborhood kids
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
A. You molest the...
Total Views: 1970; |
|
|
| |
More kid jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Late for school 
