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Knock at the Door [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  courtney_and_cathy
Total Views:  5185
Release Date:  Jul 21st, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 6 rate(s)

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
Hi hi, He has a secret.
Purpose??? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
I'm coming :)). Don't break my door.
Smart (by glorious, Jul 9th, 2007)
how can you think when pastor receive the this card , lol funny stuff



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