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Submitted by: firetruck |
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Total Views: 3043 |
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Release Date: Jul 10th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 1 rate(s)
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A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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Comment: 4
[Add Comment]
 very funny (by glorious, Jul 23rd, 2007)
I enjoyed the story... nice and lite |
So funny (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I will send it to my friends! |
No no no !!!! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
That's the creative plan, man =)). |
blonde meets blonde (by sunny, Jul 10th, 2007)
how lucky was the blonde kidnapper ! |
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