 |
|
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Dirty jokes
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: crystaldreams |
|
Total Views: 2425 |
|
Release Date: Sep 23rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 worse (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
the mother with the uncle , and respectively , the father with the aunt , who is worse ? |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know...
Total Views: 49332; |
|
|
|
|
Like a Bulldog
A man and his son were talking about sex.
The son asked his father, "da...
Total Views: 2026; |
|
|
|
|
Prostitutes Sign
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car whi...
Total Views: 2714; |
|
|
|
|
$100,000 Quiz
Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, wher...
Total Views: 2443; |
|
|
|
|
Ancient discovery
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a ca...
Total Views: 2204; |
|
|
|
|
Longest Scream
Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives screa...
Total Views: 2691; |
|
|
| |
More dirty jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Johnny at the Park 
