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Submitted by: Angelique |
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Release Date: Sep 26th, 2010 |
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Two old men had been best friends for years and they both live to their early 90s when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed and they are reminiscing about their long friendship when the dying mans friend asks Listen when you die do me a favor. I want to know if there is baseball in heaven.
The dying man said We have been friends for years this I will do for you. And then he dies.
A couple days later his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friends voice. The voice says I have got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven.
What is the bad news?
You are pitching on Wednesday.
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badddddddd news (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007) in dis situa., he sure don't wanna be the pitching! |
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