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Iraqi vs. American [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  hillshaveyes
Total Views:  2818
Release Date:  Jul 8th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 2 rate(s)

 Average Iraqi

    Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
    the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors

  Average American

    Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
    park

  Average Iraqi

    Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation

  Average American

    Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards

  Average Iraqi

    Lines up by the thousands to die for country

  Average American

    Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty

  Average Iraqi

    Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo
    by West

  Average American

    Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include
    McCookies

  Average Iraqi

    Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise

  Average American

    Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the
    ground, you die

  Average Iraqi

    Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest

  Average American

    Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip

  Average Iraqi

    Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius

  Average American

    Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein
 




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
Give them a nuclear bomb! Everything will be ended!
Another fight........ (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Mr Bush should read this :)).
cool! (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the ground, you die . I like this



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