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Submitted by:  creighton
Total Views:  1179
Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

Cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready."

A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"




 
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Habbit (by blackrose, Jul 15th, 2007)
She must have to learn more biology!!!!!



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