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Submitted by: lr3l0ad3 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
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In a murder trial, the
defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Attorney & Coroner! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Coroner must have a grime with lawyer! |
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