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	Submitted by:  lr3l0ad3 Total Views:  1181 Release Date:  Nov 17th, 2010 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Attorney & Coroner! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) Coroner must have a grime with lawyer!
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