 |
|
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Bar Jokes
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: Delerious |
|
Total Views: 2758 |
|
Release Date: Jul 13th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 (by , Jul 17th, 2007)
|
:))... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
That's why I'm drunk :)). |
cool! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
Can I imitate him?hahaha |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Stumbling Fool
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the...
Total Views: 2806; |
|
|
|
|
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender...
Total Views: 2060; |
|
|
|
|
Alligator
A guy walks into a bar and trailing behind him is an alligator. Both of which si...
Total Views: 2712; |
|
|
|
|
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a ...
Total Views: 2406; |
|
|
|
|
Pianist
A man walks into his everyday bar with a box and orders a drink. The bartender s...
Total Views: 2248; |
|
|
|
|
I'm just trying to be helpful
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on...
Total Views: 1612; |
|
|
| |
More bar jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I Thought You Were My Wife 
