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Submitted by:  crucifix
Total Views:  1211
Release Date:  Dec 30th, 2010
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The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced "who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".
A gay man stood up and said "I did".
The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymes."
Excitedly, the gay guy said, "well I'll take him and him and him."




 
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similar words (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
hymes and hims = three men , he thinks



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