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How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  hot_gay_cocks
Total Views:  1244
Release Date:  Nov 16th, 2010
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Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.




 
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Too weigh! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
His urn weighs 2.5 pounds!



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