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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? Depends on how thin you slice them.   How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer #1: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time sheets, two to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. Answer #2: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb... to his. Answer #3: How many can you afford? Answer #4: Heck, you need 250 just to apply for the research grant.



 
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Four people (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
250 people, how can we find them??



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