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	Submitted by:  HI_LIKE_OK_LIKE_BYE Total Views:  1432 Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.   One juror overheard saying to another..."You'll notice that neither the prosecutor or defense attorney swore to tell the truth!"   If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? That might be your bicycle. Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] Tell the truth! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007) The bicycle is too cheap!
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