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Submitted by: LONGART |
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Release Date: Jan 10th, 2011 |
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"I hear you lost your court case. Did your lawyer give you bad advice?"
"No. He charged me for it."
There are two kinds of lawyers -- those who know the law and those who know the judge.
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig is at home in the mud.
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970.
Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as efficient and half as expensive every 18 months.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Experience! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
No experience is good! |
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