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Submitted by:  eric_shaun
Total Views:  2476
Release Date:  Jul 6th, 2007
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A man is at the bar buying a round for his friends: two Jack Daniels, three screwdrivers, and two beers. The man asks how much it’ll be, and the bartender says, "Sir, if you can get those two pieces of meat down that are stuck on the ceiling, you can have the whole round for free."

The man looks at the meat doubtfully and shakes his head. Now the bartender offers the drinks free plus another fifty bucks. Again the man looks at the meat and shakes his head. "No," he says, "the steaks are too high."




 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Really? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Good joke at all. Nice thing in the air :D!
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I like it! Let's read it!
Low and Wet :))... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
That's cool quote, man. Interesting....
Cool! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
He's so smart, isn't he?



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