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Submitted by:  BloodShot
Total Views:  2542
Release Date:  Jul 13th, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 2 rate(s)

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders.


The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed
before him.  The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by
a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"


The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I think It is good!
Kool..... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Good joke at all. I like it.
rate 4 (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
a hard choice , haaaaa!



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