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Submitted by:  eric_shaun
Total Views:  2149
Release Date:  Jul 13th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 1 rate(s)

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink
orders.


The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed
before him.  The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by
a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"


The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is so funny!
Ha ha ! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
It's kinda fascinating joke, man. Keep it up!
rate 4 (by sunny, Jul 6th, 2007)
a hard choice , haaaaa!



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