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Submitted by: animy_boys |
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Total Views: 1175 |
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Release Date: Dec 3rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine."
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Comment: 1
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 Common Salary! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's the flow of money that don't need to work, but it's belongs to lawyer!!!!!! |
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