Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Heaven's Test [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Izzy_Sparks
Total Views:  1134
Release Date:  Nov 15th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "about 1,500." "That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."




 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Down to the hell (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
No chance for lawyer to go to the Heaven!!!!!!!!! God



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Knowing the facts The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real ...
Total Views:  1324;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The Best Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The...
Total Views:  1190;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at ...
Total Views:  1349;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The Story of Micro and Mini Micro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol ...
Total Views:  1456;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Dirty Lawyer 2 A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a do...
Total Views:  2658;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Who handles cases? Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and G...
Total Views:  1355;
  More lawyer jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Lawyer quotes (1)
  Marriage jokes (4)   Medical jokes (4)
  Office jokes (4)   Political jokes (23)
  Redneck jokes (5)   School jokes (5)
  Sex jokes (4)   Sports jokes (180)
  Thanksgiving jokes (9)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips