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Half a year to live [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Anvari.org_is_gay
Total Views:  1571
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.

The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.

The woman asks: will this cure my illness?

The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Be strong honey,I love you. (by Chima P.Ubechu, Sep 17th, 2009)
The couple understood the critical issue at stake:their survival,not who the ex-convict screws.
who is lucky ? (by sunny, Jul 12th, 2007)
as he said to his wife , be stronger boy .



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