 |
|
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
|
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
Submitted by: bumframa |
|
Total Views: 1419 |
|
Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
|
|
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Valentine! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Her valentine is the day she divorce lawyer!!!!!!! Funny! |
|
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
The Heart Of The Matter
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options we...
Total Views: 1168; |
|
|
|
|
Quips
What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A f***in...
Total Views: 1265; |
|
|
|
|
Retirement
A doctor had just bought a villa on the French Riviera, whe...
Total Views: 1474; |
|
|
|
|
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the ...
Total Views: 1158; |
|
|
|
|
Typical Lawyers
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon of...
Total Views: 3898; |
|
|
|
|
Some last minute requests
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give ...
Total Views: 1175; |
|
|
| |
More lawyer jokes...
|
|
|
|
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Guess Who? 
