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Golfing Accident [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Der_seppel
Total Views:  1203
Release Date:  Sep 26th, 2010
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well it was like this said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wifes golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.

What did you do? asks the doctor.

Well I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife Hey this looks like yours!




 
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accidental mistake (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
that's why he suffer.!serve right!!



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