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Submitted by:  Kaiters
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Release Date:  Dec 27th, 2010
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    One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9:30 okay?"

George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The following Sunday George showed up right on time. Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9:30. George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me."

The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again.

"Okay, for 9:30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.
George said, "Sure if I�m ten minutes late�"

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute, you always say you may be ten minutes late. But you�re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."

George said, "Well, that�s true, I�m superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she�s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed."

"What if she�s lying on her back?"

George said, "That�s when I�m ten minutes late!




 
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lateness (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
due to duuno what hand to use , an experience for next time with the wife



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