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Submitted by: KaCKNooB |
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Total Views: 2057 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the first time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 branch (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
apple from the God and branch is dead , said the wife . |
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God's apples of life 
