Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Get money to heaven [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  danddandreandreaas
Total Views:  1170
Release Date:  Dec 21st, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer�s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.

"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."




 
Tags:
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
Intention! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
His wife is a good wife, she always know his husband meaning.Hehe



Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Burglar A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: &qu...
Total Views:  1226;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Lawyer In Hell 2 A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spendi...
Total Views:  1503;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Blind Justice A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" ...
Total Views:  1508;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The Brass Rat A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, ...
Total Views:  1264;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at ...
Total Views:  1349;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Standing in Line This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one b...
Total Views:  1351;
  More lawyer jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Lawyer quotes (1)
  Marriage jokes (4)   Medical jokes (4)
  Office jokes (4)   Political jokes (23)
  Redneck jokes (5)   School jokes (5)
  Sex jokes (4)   Sports jokes (180)
  Thanksgiving jokes (9)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips