 |
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Submitted by: danddandreandreaas |
Total Views: 1170 |
Release Date: Dec 21st, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

|
|
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer�s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
Intention! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007) His wife is a good wife, she always know his husband meaning.Hehe |
|
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
 |
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The ... Total Views: 1410; |
 |
 |
Plenty
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a trai... Total Views: 1323; |
 |
 |
De-evolution
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers... Total Views: 1088; |
 |
 |
Lawyer milking the cow.
There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow.
One was pullin... Total Views: 4380; |
 |
 |
Save a Lawyer
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the wa... Total Views: 1185; |
 |
 |
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've beenhaving some... Total Views: 1171; |
 |
|
More lawyer jokes...
|
 |
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|