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Submitted by: amy-deluxe |
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Total Views: 1274 |
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Release Date: Dec 28th, 2010 |
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Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:
George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"
Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days"
George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"
Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."
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Comment: 1
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 3 days (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
If you hate lawyer, kill him! |
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