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Get away with murder [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  amy-deluxe
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Release Date:  Dec 28th, 2010
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Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"

Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days"

George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"

Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."




 
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3 days (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
If you hate lawyer, kill him!



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