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Submitted by: cool_names |
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Total Views: 2319 |
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Release Date: Nov 17th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible.
So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two fags are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs.
"Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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Comment: 1
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 special boy (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
coming from the two guys , and a woman , that`s it ! |
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