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Submitted by: LittlelLady |
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Total Views: 2362 |
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Release Date: Dec 21st, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
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Comment: 1
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 a kind of fruit (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
that have a very poisonous peeling , dunno what happens to the ducks |
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Fruits of love 
