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Submitted by:  aznpunk
Total Views:  2102
Release Date:  Jul 24th, 2007
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Now that the holidays are over, are you looking for
something, nay, *anything* to do with those f$#&@*%
fruitcakes them moron cousins from Georgia send you
every g@&d#$% year?!?

TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES

10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer's garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words pin cushion.




 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas crafts  christmas jokes  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
use! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
maybe it's help u too much for giving the gift!



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