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Submitted by: Lunchbox |
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Total Views: 1500 |
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Release Date: Oct 3rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU"
written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises
her hand. Well sweetie, what does "ILU" mean? The little girl replies, "I
love you."
The teacher says, "Isn't that sweet," and continues with class. The next
day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters "YAS" written
on it. The teacher asks who left and what does it mean. A little white boy
raises his hand and says, "It means, You are special." "Thank you
sweetheart", the teacher says.
The following day, the teacher walks in to find a watermelon with the
letters "FUCK" written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it and if
they know what that means. A little black girl raises her hand and
cheerfully says, "Yes maam, I left it. It means, from us colored kids!".
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 What? (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
It's called "LOVE", man :)). Ha ha. |
dont use the mature brain (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
keke, dont use the mature brain to figure things out!!! |
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