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FOOTBALL IN RELATION TO SEX [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Clean_water
Total Views:  1325
Release Date:  Oct 19th, 2010
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Coin Toss = Asking them out Kickoff = Holding hands 1st Down = Kissing 2nd Down = Up the shirt 3rd Down = Down south 4th Down = Oral action Touchdown = Shaggin' Victory Dance = Smoking afterwards Time Out = The guy needs more time/can't get it up Incompletion = Guy can't get off Interception = Someone walks in on the two of you Offsides = Gay person/Gay action Flag on the play = Unwanted Advances Delay of game = Girl has her period Hail Mary = Not sure the other one wants it, but you go for it anyway Hike = Up the rear Reverse = 69 Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky 2pt. conversion = Multiple orgasms Prevent Defense = Condom/protection Face Mask = Guy pulls girl head down to blow him Shotgun = Touchdown in a car Two minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his load Holding = Cuddling Superbowl = Wedding or Prom night Huddle = Multiple participants Madden '99 = Cybersex Instant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex Illegal use of the hands = Masturbation Ball Hog = Slut Onside Kick = Making up after a fight Double Header = Two mates in the same night Tight End = Virgin Wide Receiver = Girl that's loose False Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied) Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get some Fumble = Cheating (problem in the relationship) Putting it through the uprights = Self explanatory Special Teams = Prostitute/Gigolo Unsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activities Double Coverage = Two condoms Handoff = Handjob



 
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this shit is hella funny (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
shooud read it



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