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Submitted by: gnomette |
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Total Views: 2315 |
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Release Date: Jul 21st, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.
The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
and goes on his way.
Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
to the teacher "I can't find it".
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Good moment... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
We'll never forget that time. |
help him out!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
the classmate could help him out!!! |
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